Just putting a smile on your face ...!!!!

RANDOM JOKES
1. Not everyone with BIG EYES are cute, some
end up looking like a shocked frog
2. Some girls have flat tummy, not because they
go to the gym but because of the side effect of
their SUGAR DADDY'S WEIGHT.
3. I used to think jet-li movies were fake until
one day I saw a cobra in my compound
... I ran... my leg didn't touch the ground.
4. If a woman just repeat the word you said in
the form of a question.. You'll soon be dead.
5. I don't like seeing UNEMPLOYED people in
Love
...Even in the Bible, the book of # JOB comes
before the book of #ROMANS
6. He claims he is your boyfriend but he hasn't
taken a photo of both of you together.sister, stop
joining yourself together using PHOTO GRID
7. Those crazy moments when yhu have money &
a very expensive phone in ur pocket
.... everyone yhu see looks like a thief even your
own relatives.
8. I decided to fool a police man this morning by
telling him a BANK has been robbed...
..."which BANK ?" he asked...
..."my power BANK" I replied.
.I'm now at the police station.
9.Guys, you should never touch your babe's
phone.
There was this day I went through my Ex
girlfriend's phone gallery and I saw a diQ bigger
than mine
...my self esteem dropped from 100 - 0
10 Women are so # Jealous.
...i know that Eve would be counting Adam's rib
every week to check if another woman was
created....women eh
11. Dating a short guy isn't bad until he goes to
church with yhu & the usher directs him to the
children section
12 The church is a place yhu should go after he
said or she said it's over...
...so that when you're in d crowd cryinq everyone
will b thinkinq yhu caught d holy ghost...
13. My mom is so so religious with 12 pictures
of Jesus hanging around our parlour...
...i grew up thinking he was my uncle
Round 2
1= # Poverty is when u buy egg, crack it ,pour
out
d yoke ,
nd stiil use ur hand to scrub d shell 4 d left over
yoke
2= # Wickedness is wen u prepare egusi soup nd
warm it 4 gud 7 days nd soup would b lyk
Bros abeg wot exactly do u want from mhe Shey
mek I turn from egusi to okra soup
3= # Rape. A friend of mine from warri has being
crying dat sum gals rape him
Nd I was lyk see dis mumu mhe wey dey find
rape,
abeggi com show mhe were dem rape u
,Mek we do at least 4round
4= I never knew I was dying until
a gal posted # i_feel_lyk_dying_wit_OG_davolee
nd 20 #others
5= # Testimony A brother was giving testimony
wen he said I was a witch b4, until
pastor prayed 4 me,
Mhy job was to use coke,puf puf, to bewitch
people BT am no more a witch .
xo I brought dis coke ,puf puf ,xo u
can celebrate wit mhe
B4 d guy finish con see temple run inside church